Things this not-quite over football season has taught me, in the midst of a post-Big-Game-defeat moment of introspection:

  • Stanford is incredibly good at doing the exact opposite of what we’re supposed to do
  • Delano Howell is a beast
  • Toby Gerhart is a monster
  • USC’s fight song is infuriating
  • Ryan Whalen (WR) has had the single greatest tackle of the season
  • The dirty golden bear is losing all his hair

And, finally,

  • Stormtroopers make great drummers


    1. True. But sometime before the battle of Yavin, their armor evolved into the incarnation seen in the original trilogy, and therefore they’re really the same thing. QED.

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