Magnificent Magnetic Magnanimity

JUST MAKE IT END, VAHE.  I AM NO ALEXANDER THE GREAT, AND THE FLAMING SWORDS OF YOUR CHERUBIM HAVE CONCEALED FROM ME THE TREE OF KNOWLEDGE.  SLAY ME WITH YOUR RED PEN, O YE MIGHTY GRADER!  CASTIGATE MY INEPTITUDE, EXPOSE MY IGNORANCE — BUT PRAY HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL.

AND PREFERABLY MY GPA AS WELL IF IT’S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE.

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