Merry Christmas

…AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!

The Adventures of Gary the Grandiloquent and His Posse of Pugnacious Plebians
Systematically and diligently recorded by one the author, the most servile and supplicatory Sid Vicious.

i say Gary said, ostentatiously ignoring all conventional punctuation rules, “what a bizarre place this LiveJournal is!”

At which point the posse of pugnacious plebians smashed his head in with their exquisite nineteenth-century bottle of homebrewed vodka and buried him in old man Ivan Ivanovitch’s potato field.

“Like to see him pontificate on that,” a generically pugnacious plebian sneered.

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