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The Adventures of Gary the Grandiloquent and His Posse of Pugnacious Plebians
Systematically and diligently recorded by one the author, the most servile and supplicatory Sid Vicious.

i say Gary said, ostentatiously ignoring all conventional punctuation rules, “what a bizarre place this LiveJournal is!”

At which point the posse of pugnacious plebians smashed his head in with their exquisite nineteenth-century bottle of homebrewed vodka and buried him in old man Ivan Ivanovitch’s potato field.

“Like to see him pontificate on that,” a generically pugnacious plebian sneered.


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